Aspiring to help Tony and Alicia Gwynn’s T.A.G. Foundation, Tony was really weak and said a brief hello to the Chairman and apologized for being unable to do more. Bruce Bochy showed up, enabling No Bats motormouth Bruce “Beef” Hall to brag about bombing a HR off Bochy in Pony League or whatever. Game highlights included Pickles doing a Bolshoi catcher’s pirouette looking for an overhead foul ball, which dropped and stayed in his mask. A legendary grab, rarely seen in baseball circles.

Rookie T-shirt mogul Jim Wadley screws up the spelling on our uniforms, instantly nicknaming himself “Angles.”

Also assisting us that season was 1989 AL Rookie of the Year and Oriole Hall-of-Famer Gregg Olson. Olson sensed trouble during the rookie photo pose and ducked to avoid a massive dump of ice water from the rooftop above.